Why do terrorists hate us so much? You’d think that any country that celebrates it’s independence by blowing shit up would be on their “good side.”
How did the Roman Empire stand so powerful with nothing more than Roman Candles to fight off the enemies?
Why do “snakes” get lumped in with fireworks? All they really do is stain the sidewalk and smell like crap.
Bang Snap? Couldn’t make up you mind huh? That’s be like calling a rooster a Cuck-a-doodle-ba-gawk!
Can a cherry bomb really blow up a toilet or is that a myth, like the female orgasm?
Is it unpatriotic to by an American Flag made in China? And what if the dye in the flag runs? “These colors…um, never mind.”
What are the odds of a person named America speaking English?
If you find the concept of the American Dream sexy, is it possible for you to have a Wet American Dream?