Friday, November 21, 2014

Humpty Dumpty, Frosty the Snowman & Jesus

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Nowhere does it say, Humpty was an egg. In fact it makes almost NO sense that he IS an egg.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Humpty Dumpty was originally published in 1797 in Samuel Arnold's Juvenile Amusements. The line originally read:

Fourscore men and fourscore more,
Could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before.

Thus eliminating the fragile smashability of his egg-like being.

Perhaps you've heard this before, or perhaps this is the first time you have heard it. Either way, it's not really earth shattering...but this just might be:

Frosty The Snowman is NOT a Christmas Song!

Recently, I have been hearing a lot of people voicing their disapproval at this years particularly early "Christmas push." Decorations have been on sale since the end of September and commercials have been running since just before Halloween. Personally, this doesn't bother me but I have heard the ire of the people.

So I started paying closer attention.

I have noticed some wreaths, and even full on Christmas lights & reindeer at a local public facility. Then yesterday, as I drove into the corporate park I work at, I notice a big snowman. This was particularly funny, because one of the guys I work with voices his dismay towards the pre-Thanksgiving holiday push, LOUDLY.

I know he drives right by that snowman, so I pictured him being pissed first thing in the morning. But then it hit me...a snowman represents winter, not Christmas, which means, Frosty is NOT a Christmas song.

To confirm this, I listened to a version of Jimmy Durante singing the "carol" on my iPod (with ear buds to keep anyone within earshot from accusing me of a premature holiday ejaculation of sorts).

There are the lyrics:

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day
So he said
Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away
Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all
Around the square saying
Catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Over the hills of snow

No mention of Christmas, whatsoever. The cartoon (narrated by Durrante), is where the idea of Christmas and Frosty being formed from "Christmas snow", originates. But rather, the song is a simple tale of a snowman who comes to life on any given day in the winter. Or, possibly the summer for that matter (if we're talking Northern Alaska or the Arctic region). No date is specified in the song.

I decided (because I can't help myself) to type the following into Google:

"Frosty the Snowman, an allegory for Christ."

Well, as is often the case with a Google search, I wasn't disappointed. I stumbled on a "Frosty the Snowman" forum (I shit you, not!). 

Frosty the Symbol (good one) posts the following:

Frosty is Jesus

Frosty comes into the world
Frosty does what he does
Frosty dies (melts away)
Frosty will "come back some day" (the foundation of Christianity - the faith/belief that Jesus will return)

"Frosty the Snowman" is a religious allegory

He then goes on to define "allegory," which might be the only insightful information he included in his post.

Robert Langdon (or someone who reads Dan Brown) broke the song down into the following algorithmic anagram:

Thumpetty thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

altitude cold weather training.

He further speculates that Frosty can run a 3:33 mile. Apparently Guinness hasn't updated their facts yet, since they currently have the fastest mile held by Hicham El Guerrouj at 3:43.13.

Silas (another user name) asks the question that immediately came to my mind, "what does the old silk hat they found" signify?

Americans Are Ignorant replied: I would like to point out that most Americans are too stupid to figure this out on their own. 
This was not very informative.

SMJO suggests "the old silk hat is the Shroud of Turin." 
Though it should be mentioned he cites neither his findings nor his credentials to make such an assertion. If he was merely looking to make a guess, he would have been better off trying "a thorn of crowns" for at least they are both head wear.

Al Gore Mind Control then pairs off either for or against Al Gore Super Mind Control (I couldn't tell what either person was attempting to argue).

But, without a doubt, my favorite was this gem from Sam W:

The silk hat represents the baptism by John the Baptist and the traffic cop is Pontius Pilate.

I know kid, I am weeping too.
Sam W even puts a link to a geocities website that is no longer being supported. I would have given my left snowball to have read the source material on this one.

In the end we'll just keep believing that Frosty The Snowman is a Christmas song and that Humpty Dumpty is an egg...wait...Christmas Eggs! 


Now we're on to something...

Wednesday, November 19, 2014


So, as we all know by now, getting a "pudding pop" from Bill Cosby is a terrible thing! 

Previously, it merely increased your chances of diabetes, but upon recent evidence, it's been revealed that it could result in both physical and mental anguish, as well as the potential for STDs and unwanted pregnancy.

Rape allegations that have surrounded the one time, prime-time family man, have finally stuck.

Time just put pout a timeline regarding allegations if you wanted more details.

BUT, I have it on good authority that many of Cosby's accomplices are being rounded up. Perhaps this goes deeper than previous imaged...

More to come...

Friday, November 14, 2014

#100DaysOfSelfies #50 Shamrock Shake! (#TBT)

#100DaysOfSelfies #50 Shamrock Shake! (#TBT)
This was an old one...

#100DaysOfSelfies #49 The Opening Goes In The Back.

#100DaysOfSelfies #49 The Opening Goes In The Back. ("Umm...I was just here for you to look at my foot... ")

#100DaysOfSelfies #48 Go NUTS for DONUTS!

#100DaysOfSelfies #48 Go NUTS for DONUTS!
Pookie ordering his CREAM FILLED lunch...

#100DaysOfSelfies #47 Bonesy

#100DaysOfSelfies #47 Bonesy
This is the guy Sergio, Trae & I set up at the end of a night shoot last week to scare Pookie whne he came into the office the next morning. His face was lit only with the red light from the exit sign...hope we didn't scare the overnight cleaning crew too much (oops!)

(I have been on numerous film shoots, and am behind all week...)

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Saturday, November 8, 2014

#100DaysOfSelfies #45 Chili & Gloryholes

#100DaysOfSelfies #45 Chili & Gloryholes
Card Against Humanity & Vegan Chili...YAY!

Friday, November 7, 2014

#100DaysOfSelfies #44 Taco. Birthday. This!

#100DaysOfSelfies #44 Taco. Birthday. This!
The one in the middle is a this counts!

#100DaysOfSelfies #43 My Sharp Wit.

#100DaysOfSelfies #43 My Sharp Wit.
It's how I won my coworkers over...

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

#100DaysOfSelfies #42 Hell

#100DaysOfSelfies #42 Hell.
My version of hell is Pumpkin Pie on your birthday...

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

#100DaysOfSelfies #41 Voting

#100DaysOfSelfies #41 Voting's a secret ballot.

I had to double check that I wrote "ballot" and not "ballet." It would have been partially accurate, as I DID dance in the booth when I voted. However, since I told you, it's no longer a secret.

Monday, November 3, 2014

#100DaysOfSelfies #40 Nighttime Shoot

#100DaysOfSelfies #40 Nighttime Shoot
With the fog machine... spooky, creepy

The LAVA Vote


According to ABC News: "A river of molten lava has oozed into a small Hawaiian town, covering the yard of two houses closest to the volcano." The reports continues, "The lava flow has been edging its way towards Pahoa."

The LA Times also reports on the unstoppable lava, that has been flowing from Kilauea volcano since the end of June. They show video of the lava flow, including a pond turning to steam once the 2100 degree lava hits that water source.

Now a tweet (which may or may not have any basis in factual evidence) has been found.

Kevin Regan@YourHeroKevin
Unstoppable Lava from Hawaii has reportedly gotten off a plane in New Jersey. Officials are now rounding up oven mitts to quarantining it.
 02:14 PM - 03 Nov 14
Both New Jersey state officials as well as Federal officials will comment on the plan to contain the "epidemic," once all of the ballots are accounted for in tomorrow's midterm elections. Until then, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE (except to vote...)