Transformers 2

Yeah, this movie would have been better...

I'm Rich - You're Not!

I'm RICH Bitches!

That's right, I guess I'll be moving up to the "High Life."

Please don't try and call me. If I wish to stay friends, I will call you...but let's be honest, I really should start hanging out with a more classier bunch of people (translattion: Other rich folks). Don't be angry, remember all of the good times we had at Denny's and taking day trips to the beach...I of course had that Denny's plowed over to make way for my NEW mansion! And I own the beach...please stay off it.

Things are gonna get good around here...for me any way! Suckers!

All because of this little email I just received:

A lump sum of (£891,934.00 GBP) have been credited to your E-mail
Address.Congrats...Confirm this receipt by contacting Mr Phil Herald.
+447031907814 on (philherald8@9.cn) your Name:___ Address:___ Age:___
Sex:___ Occupation:___Tel/Fax:___Country

Update: I was of course kidding earlier...so you guys wanna hang or or something? Also, does anyone know how to get rid of a computer virus?

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Yesterday I started blogging again after a long hiatus...also Michael Jackson died...coincidence?

Ahhhh...Boob-le

China accuses Google of spreading pornography

Full story:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090625/D991LL1G0.html

BEIJING (AP) - China accused Google Inc. on Thursday of spreading pornography after Chinese users were unable to connect to the search giant's Web site, while Washington called on Beijing to scrap its order for personal computers to be equipped with Internet-filtering software.

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GOD BLESS GOOGLE!

Accuracy Shmaccuracy....

George Washington was a time traveler.

George Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.

Abraham Lincoln invented A.I.D.S.

Harry S. Truman mailed his turds to the Kremlin.

Ronald Reagan was a movie star…oh wait…

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Three Philadelphia tour guides are challenging an ordinance that will require guides in the city to pass a history test and be licensed.

Mayor Michael Nutter signed the law in April and it goes into effect in the fall. Supporters say it will ensure that guides don't distribute misinformation in a city that is home to some of the country's most historic sites, including the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall.

But in a lawsuit filed Wednesday, three guides say the law violates their free speech rights. They say their tours are accurate and they don't want to have to ask the government's permission to earn their living.

They are backed by the Institute for Justice, a public-interest law firm.

Cities including Washington, New Orleans and Charleston, S.C., have similar laws.
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How dare you infringe upon my freedom to...make it up as I go along...

Poison Ivy

My first encounter with Poison Ivy was a very early (made for TV) movie with Michael J. Fox entitled…Poison Ivy. Not to be confused with the teen sex romp film featuring Drew Barrymore & Tom Skerritt having sex on a piano. “The Fox” version (as I call him), sees Michael J. smitten for Nancy McKeon. Obviously, this movie was released before lesbians existed.

My most recent encounter with Poison Ivy took place last Thursday in my backyard. After mowing and edging, I decided to do some light “weeding.” Often time, this includes pruning the limps of “low-hanging” trees. Every time I do this, I think of the trees getting angry at me and taking revenge. Not so much the way the trees in the “Wizard of Oz” take revenge, but rather the way “Tree Beard” and the boys kick a little Saruman ass in “Lord of the Rings.”

I always imagine the trees conspiring to bring me down, which is exactly what they did!

Although I wear gloves when I mow, edge and weed, my meager precautions were still not enough to defeat the red headed terror who has given The Batman fits throughout the streets and arboretums of Gotham City. What worse is, it’s spreading…

I am forced to wear long sleeve shorts to work in 90 plus degree weather, or else risk people thinking I have leprosy…again. I itch like nobody’s business. I was scratching my arm and someone asked, “Are you okay?” I said, “Mind your business.” And the stuff I am putting on it doesn’t seem to be doing a damn thing, calamine in no friend of mine!

The moral of the story is, do nothing around the house…or some hot comic book character might kick you butt!

What's in a name?

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