Showing posts with label ted cruz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ted cruz. Show all posts

Friday, January 8, 2021

Twitter is Fine For Entertainment, But Not News


There is a lot to take issue with in regards to Twitter and its CEO, Jack Dorsey.

They continually refused to curb Donald Trump's megaphone as long as his campaign continued to pour more and more AD revenue into the company during the 2020 Presidential Election. Now that it's over and that faucet has been turned off, the costless "face saving" display of temporarily suspending his account was a no-brainer. Perhaps it should be more permanent. Regardless, to many, this is too little and way too late.

Far more informed and well spoken people can, and will, continue to have this discussion.

But what I want to point out is Twitter's poor use of language.

This is the message you receive when you read through some of Twitter's aggregated Tweets on a certain subject:


For example, right now TED CRUZ is trending in regards to the increased criticism he's facing for his unsubstantiated claim that there was voter fraud in the 2020 Election. This played an enormous part in the riots we saw in the US Capitol on January 6th.

The number of unique Tweets in that aggregated "nest" is 14. FOURTEEN! And worse, they come from 8 different accounts.

There is no way on Earth (*round or flat), that 8 people's thoughts in 14 total Tweets could bring you "up to date" on this subject. Or almost any subject, really!

Sure, if you were trying to...let's say steal a piece of art from the US Capitol, and you accidentally tased yourself resulting in your heart stopping, we could probably cover that in 14 tweets. Hell, I bet I could do it in 1:



Nailed it!

But really how well informed could you possible be on something as intricate and complicated as this issue, or really any issue, facing our nation?

My point is, Twitter is merely entertainment, It is an absolutely atrocious place in which to get your news.

Please read newspapers. Yes, you can read their online sites, but you should be paying for it! 

Rather than saying, "Dammit, I used up my 5 free articles this month," please pay for well researched, and meticulously vetted information. Not from some stupid limerick written by a guy who really only joined Twitter to tell dick jokes and sometimes posts rants when his anger boils over.





(*And it's round, dummies - you're up to date)

Friday, June 13, 2014

From Westeros to The White House

Politics are becoming more and more contentious, though seemingly less and less popular with younger people. How can we educate today’s youth on the major players in the game of politics, so they’ll be able to vote in the 2016 Presidential election?

Of course…


Former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (New York)
Political Site: HillaryClinton.com
PAC: ReadyForHillary.com 
Twitter: www.twitter.com/HillaryClinton

Her husband was once the most powerful man in the land. His downfall would be over his love of “the hunt.” Proverbially gored by a pig (sorry Monica).

Watch out Republicans, “A Clinton Always Pays Their Debt.”




Vice President Joe Biden (Delaware)
Political Site: JoeBiden.com
Government Site: Office of Vice President Joe Biden
Facebook: www.facebook.com/JoeBiden
Twitter: www.twitter.com/JoeBiden

Fun & Loveable, but he’s not going to be standing alone on the Wall. He has “taken out” a white walker, which might be a reference to riding trains.

He is a great protector of Gilly (America) and her baby (Delaware…or is it Maryland? – SPOILER!)




Governor Andrew Cuomo (New York)

Following in the footsteps of his great father, he is the presumptive King of the North. However, he is currently mired down with budgetary issues incurred by this past year’s heavy snowfalls. He better get that figured out ASAP, after all WINTER IS COMING!

Also, he’d do well to stay away from weddings.






Former Governor Howard Dean (Vermont)
PAC Site: 
Democracy for America 
Facebook: 
www.facebook.com
Twitter: 
www.twitter.com/GovHowardDean

Not in a million years, buddy. But he is fun to watch.




US Senator Bernie Sanders (Independent-Vermont)
Political Site: 
Bernie.org
Government Site: 
Office of US Senator Bernie Sanders
Facebook (Campaign): 
www.facebook.com/FriendsOfBernie
Facebook (Official): 
www.facebook.com/SenatorSanders
Twitter: 
www.twitter.com/SenSanders

I don’t know who this is…



Meanwhile…outside of King’s Landing…





Former Governor Jeb Bush (Florida)

Just because your brother sat on the throne, doesn’t mean you get too. Also, a lot of people still contest the throne was stolen. We all remember in 2000 when the Battle of the Trident took place in Florida.

Plus he’s got the whole Red Queen, Terri Schiavo thing hanging over his head. I make the comparison as it’s a HOT issue that will still likely fuck him.





US Senator Ted Cruz (Texas)

He seems to say ALL the wrong things at all the right times.

I’m not saying he’d sell his sister into slavery, but he would look good in a "golden crown".




Governor Chris Christie (New Jersey)

He keeps himself very insulated and was able to navigate through that whole bridge debacle with his balls intact...oh wait.

Then we’re strictly going belt size on this one.  




Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (Florida)

Where the FUCK have you been?





Governor Rick Perry (Texas)

I think he means well, but is a bit out of touch. His world view is very limited.

Also, he's killed A LOT of people!





Former Massachusets Governor Mitt Romney (California)

You still here? Hmmm...





US Senator Rand Paul (Kentucky)

Seriously, pop a mustache on him and you’re done.
I think he started off with the right intentions, but was pulled in by the political machine that…er…hold on…yep, sorry, this is his character from The Wire.

Little Finger is a down right asshole.





Former US Senator Rick Santorum (Pennsylvania)


Enough said.