Things Your Mother Never Told You

Sunday, December 4, 2011

End Of The Year Review (June)

June:

6/2 9^th Wedding Anniversary. Went to Mexican Post, came home and fell asleep by 9pm. Very romantic!

6/3 Had to drive home from work b/c Julie left her keys in my car. Oopsies.

6/5 Filmed Bob & Bosco for The Clink in the green screen studio, saw Horner and Davis as part of Duofest.

Nobody is paying attention.

6/6 Went to Phillies game with Julie, Kerry and Joe.

Phillies win!

...and broke up 4:45am cat fight outside with Leo & white cat (who we will assume to know later)

Soon to be an indoor kitty (as ALL kitties should be)

6/7 Kerry got Sandy to take in Leo (YAY!). Filmed 1^st night of F Harold (6/7-6/12), got home late and did 100^th You've Got Geek podcast (click to listen).

6/8 Julie took Leo to vet (he would then stay in our laundry room from that point on). I filmed and performed in F Harold (Jim and my first show as Saving Lupin).

They're like twins!

6/11 Filmed Joe Trainor Trio @ Arden, Sandy picked up Leo from Julie (happy and sad), went to breakfast at Lucky’s w/ Julie, Kerry, Joe and The Bosco Family, filmed F Harold, hung out briefly afterwards.

Trainors in training

6/16 Got to work and Val called, Nana died @ 3:00 am. Left work went to Nana’s to be w/ Mom & the Brown Family.

Ruth Curry

Saw Jeremy Messersmith @ WCL in Philly, ran into Jon Huber.

I yelled at Jeremy afterwards for not playing my favorite song, "Welcome to Suburbia."

He yelled at me for not requesting it. Well played Jeremy. Well played.

6/17 Took the day off. Saw Green Lantern w/Bosco.

No thumbs up apparently.

Chris Turner's Bachelor Party, went to Stanley’s & AC. I lost $25 of Bosco’s money on 19 red, he was too drunk to care (know).

I swear this was the beginning of the night.

6/18 Matt Lake's Wedding (we missed it), Nana’s funeral. Brian read nice eulogy.

The Browns.

6/19 Went to Regan’s for Father’s Day, some water balloons w/ Mason, went to Kevin & Crystal’s for Snow Father’s Day. Shot bow & arrows. Father's Day = various forms of warfare.

I have video of Julie shooting the arrow, but can't find it! DAMMIT!

6/22 Started Level 201 with Rick Horner.

Mr. Horner.

6/24 Mowed (in the dark), Julie & I went to see Dave & Bigg Romeo at the Springfield Inn. There was a crazy, old, drunk woman there.

We are a hot lesbian couple!

6/25 I went to Mason’s 5th B-Day Party, Julie went to Crystal’s Baby Shower...

Waterproof camera...they would have shot at me anyway

...bought beer pong table for Jill’s surprise party (Jill was SO not surprised).

These are the only CLEAN photos I can show.

6/27 Filmed The Clink Boardroom & Mascot, didn’t have XLR cord, used Joel’s cam for sound.

6/28 Met Joel, Joe & Bosco @ Champps to talk film projects. Watched Cliff Lee's 3^rd shut out in a row.

Other Highlights:

-Movies seen: X-men First Class, Super 8, Bad Teacher & The Green Lantern

-Improv seen: EVERY F HAROLD SHOW (55 I think)!

Saturday, December 3, 2011

End of the Year Review (May)

May:

5/1 Went to Erick and Ellen’s for Mom’s B-day...

...and Bin Laden is DEAD!

Here's one of my tweets:

YourHeroKevin Kevin Regan

Bin Laden killed by Earthquake. Not an earthquake, but the always well dressed comedian.

I hope this was taken BEFORE Labor Day!

5/3 Attempted to see Thor with Mike Henley before the film was released, but the download file the theater was showing was corrupted.

I still use my FREE movie pass as bookmark.

5/5 Cinco de Mayo, filmed Suggestical @ Milkboy. Saw Thor at midnight with Bosco where he looked up some chick's skirt.

Yes he ended up with "blue ball."

5/7 Went to Exhumed Films Ex-Fest with Joel, Brendan and James from 11am to 9pm (I left early), but not before seeing one of the best (worst) films I ever saw. Listen to the You've Got Geek reviews.

...Took "stalkeresque" photos of Bosco on a film set at a diner in Philly...

...went to Blackthorn in Downingtown with Julie, Joe and Kerry.

Check out Dr. Doyle on TV in the corner. EVERYONE is Irish!

5/8 The Annual Snow Mother's Day Brunch @ PF Chang’s...and went to Mom and Dad Regan’s

Look that angelic smile...

on the kid's face who is holding a severed angel's HEAD!

5/9 Julie thinks CJ might be pregnant...nah!

5/11 Saw Donald Glover @ The TLA with Sean.

He's a douche!

5/13 Julie and I busted a move to Mexican Post, ate in 30 minutes then got to City Theater in time for me to film Nine and no one was the wiser...

...except maybe this guy!

5/14 I went canoeing w/ Joel and Jason, they flipped THREE times. It was maybe the greatest moment of my life! Seriously. I laughed so hard I almost flipped. But I didn't. I stayed dry. Dumbasses.

But here I must confess something to all of my readers (all 9 of you)...I had video of it. But I filled my memory card and decided to delete it to get more photos. It was a tough decision that I still lose sleep over. True a Sophie's Choice moment...

This Photo always makes me happy.

...We then ate at Four Dogs Tavern wear we watched a guy gush over Bam Margera. Later I saw Hesher with Julie, Brendan, Amy, Joel and James, Julie and I saw Comedysportz.

5/16 First Saving Lupin Rehearsal @ Jim’s with Emily as a coach.

5/17 Voted. Julie had to “Re”vote as she broke the machine. We to World Cafe Live "The Queen" for a Joel’s Meeting that never ended up happening.

5/19 Met Bosco for Tacos in the parking lot and then a midnight screening of The Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Clearly the photo of a dude who is eating tacos in a parking lot before a midnight screening.

5/20 Filmed Zoo Story @ Chapel Street Players, had dinner with Julie and Andrew at Home Grown, then I helped Andrew take down curtains at CSP. He took photos so I could see what it would be like if I were ever to do stand up.

The screwdriver can also be used for HECKLERS.

5/21 The world was supposed to end. It didn't. But my mower died, I took it to Sears. Maybe thats what Harold Camping was predicting. If so, well done sir.

Julie and I went to The King Of Prussia Mall where I bought her 2 dresses for her birthday. We met Kevin 2 and Bonnie @ Dark Horse off South St. for drinks and had dinner @ Horizons.

5/23 Julie’s Birthday!

We went to Mexican Post with Julie, Kerry, Joe, Amy, Sue, Emily and Peter.

Also, the Return of Chase Utley!

5/25 Saw Attack the Block with the You Got Geek crew, got home in time to watch the 19 inning Phils game, where Wilson Valdez got the "W."

5/26 Starred in (that's right, I was an actor!) an industrial video for Marcon (more so for Pookie) with Randy and Amy.

That's me acting...like a dick.

5/27 Joe and I went to Horner and Davis, Amie and Kristen Show and The Hopper Bros. Then we met up with Julie and Kerry in Media. Jimmy and Petra were there. No camera that night. But here's Media: