There Are Two Types of People

(AP Photo/Vincent Thian)

There are two types of people:

1. Those who say "Birdie"

2. Those who say "Shuttlecock"

...oh, and

3. Those who don't talk about badminton... 

(So there are three types of people)

Japan's Kento Momota hits a return shot against China's Huang Yu Xiang during Malaysia Master men's single quarterfinal in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Friday, Jan. 10, 2020.

(AP Photo/Vincent Thian)