Thursday, April 18, 2013
Return To Sender (Get it? It's an Elvis song about mailing shit)
Three things a kid never says they want to be when they grown up:
1. A Maintenance Man
2. An Elvis Impersonator
3. A conspiracy theorist who sends Ricin to The President of the United States of America
Paul Kevin Curtis hit the trifecta as ALL three!
In honor of this BOZO, here's Elvis Presley's REAL T.C.B. Oath:
More self-respect, more respect for fellow man.
Respect for fellow students and instructors.
Respect for all styles and techniques.
Body conditioning, mental conditioning, mediation for calming and stilling of the mind and body.
Sharpen your skills, increase mental awareness, for all those that might choose a new outlook and personal philosophy.
Freedom from constipation.
That last line says it all doesn't it?