Things Your Mother Never Told You

Random thoughts, lots of curse words, tons of spelling errors, and a comprehensive journal of Scott Caan stalking me.

Showing posts with label jesus. Show all posts

Showing posts with label jesus. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2014

Humpty Dumpty, Frosty the Snowman & Jesus

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together ...

Thursday, March 13, 2014

"Thanks for the invite." (sarcasm)

"Thanks for the Christmas Card You sent me, Violet!" OK...I don't do Christmas Cards. I'm lazy and you're ungrat...

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Ultimate Game of Shirts Vs Skins

(TIL) Today I learned that Jesus' Foreskin is missing!!! what, what WHAT?!? I mean, of course it's "missing." Eight...

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Wizard World 2007

Judge Orders Man Not to Have Girlfriend By Associated Press Thu Jun 14, 9:12 AM PETERBOROUGH, Ontario - A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old...

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