Things Your Mother Never Told You

Random thoughts, lots of curse words, tons of spelling errors, and a comprehensive journal of Scott Caan stalking me.

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Return To Sender (Get it? It's an Elvis song about mailing shit)

Three things a kid never says they want to be when they grown up: 1. A Maintenance Man 2. An Elvis Impersonator 3. A conspiracy theor...

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