Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Dominick the Donkey"

The worst!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Boobs A Lot"

The best snow globes!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Jingle Bells"

Nobody dashes anymore. It's a lost art.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

I'm partial to Halloween through Thanksgiving (which may include my birthday - "Remember, Remember the 5th of November")

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy"

They're together singing this song again...in hell!
J/K, I'm sure Bowie is in Heaven.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

The other C-word.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

No means no.

I have previously ANALYZED this song back in 2010.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have it, you dirty commie!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "0 Little Town of Bethlehem"

Zero room in the inn.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Deck the Halls"

We're certain it's not "bowels" of holly?

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Auld Lang Syne"

Get yer cup O'kindness on!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"

Winter is Coming!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Up On The House Top"

Santa's life would be easier if he just had a really big fucking keyring!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

Blitzenkrieg the deadliest reindeer!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "You Make It Feel Like Christmas"

Turn on Your Nose Light, Rudolph.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Feliz Navidad"

You're going to need this:
https://translate.google.com/

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Santa Baby"

When they say "slip a Sable under the tree," they mean the wrestler, right?

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "White Wine in the Sun"

Dammit Janice!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)"

That's a lot to ask for for Christmas.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "I Want An Alien For Christmas"

I Want To Believe!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer"

Their follow up is going to be YUUUUUge!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "A Christmas Carol"

Top 5 female names if you're a huge fan of Christmas:

1. Carol
2. Eve
3. Ivy
4. Holly
5. (ah) Wreath (ah)

Top male name:

-Tree.

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I hope it comes with a BIG pooper scooper!

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "A Christmas Song?"

Papa says, "If you see it on the Internet, it's so..."

Music Choice: Sounds of the Season - "What Child is This?"

Some new Music Choice: Sounds of the Season cards for 2016!

"Elvis, And The Million Dollar Quartet"

For anyone who has been following this blog AND my podcast "Elvis, And," I am eternally grateful!

We have a new (mini) episode today, which I am particularly fond of! Give it a listen if you have a few minutes. I assure you, it'll become a holiday tradition.

"Elvis, And The Million Dollar Quartet"