ISIS - A Perspective: On Any Given Sunday

ISIS or the shittiest Elvis Impersonators ever?

According to today's Daily Beast, the membership of ISIS, the Sunni jihadist group in the Middle East claiming religious authority over all Muslims across the world, has grown to a total of between 20,000 and 31,500 fighters.

That's it?

Seriously?

And according the sources including The Wall Street Journal, The Guardian and Al Arabiya News more than 40 nations have agreed to join the coalition led by the United States. This nations include (but are not limited to) - Turkey, Germany, The UK (with or without Scotland - TBD), Canada, Australia, Egypt, Iraq, Jordan and Lebanon...to name a few.

And FoxNews is reporting that it could take 3 years to defeat ISIS. 31,500 people.

OK.

Let's put this in perspective: The Philadelphia Eagles play at Lincoln Financial Field. When at full capacity, their unruly fans occupy 68,532 seats. That is more than DOUBLE ISIS's highest end estimated numbers. That means that Eagles fans could pretty much take on the entire world for up to 6 years!

Eagles Fan or the shittiest Elvis Impersonator ever? This one might be both.

SO WHY CAN'T THEIR FUCKING TEAM WIN A SUPERBOWL?!?