Thursday, July 26, 2007

Camera + Phone = Homemade Porn


I love people and their cell phones. There’s nothing better than walking into a bathroom and hearing on the other side of a stall the sounds of a keypad being tapped. There are far worse things you could hear on the other side of that stall mind you.

So today I walked into the bathroom and there’s a fella there at the urinal with his phone in his hand (I’d say his “free hand’ but I assume you realized that). He could’ve been looking at the time, or reading a text or even playing a game…but I couldn’t help but think he was taking a picture of his cock. Because in the end, why else who you put a camera in a phone?

A side note, I will be sending a picture text to some people later…and being arrested soon afterwards.

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