Things Your Mother Never Told You

Random thoughts, lots of curse words, tons of spelling errors, and a comprehensive journal of Scott Caan stalking me.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Paul Simon, You Lazy Bastard or 50 ACTUAL Ways To Leave Your Lover

In 1975, Paul Simon released the album "Still Crazy After All These Years." That also happens to be the same year, I was ...

Thursday, March 13, 2014

"Thanks for the invite." (sarcasm)

"Thanks for the Christmas Card You sent me, Violet!" OK...I don't do Christmas Cards. I'm lazy and you're ungrat...

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Ultimate Game of Shirts Vs Skins

(TIL) Today I learned that Jesus' Foreskin is missing!!! what, what WHAT?!? I mean, of course it's "missing." Eight...

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Answers To The 10 Oddball Job Interview Questions Asked at America’s Top Tech Companies (as posted by The Daily Beast)

I used to interview people. I would stare them directly in the eyes and try to make them uncomfortable. I was bored. It ma...

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