Things Your Mother Never Told You

(TIL) Today I learned that Jesus' Foreskin is missing!!! what, what WHAT?!? I mean, of course it's "missing." Eight...

I used to interview people. I would stare them directly in the eyes and try to make them uncomfortable. I was bored. It ma...

As bloggers everywhere write their obligatory “I’m thankful for the following” lists, I decided I’d forgo the entry meant merely to tout...

A few days ago, I was asked by a friend to write an article about "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" for Mania.com. I wro...

There are three things that separate human beings from animals: 1. if a child runs out into the street, you grab that child.  You don'...

It's Friday!  Time to play everyone's favorite GAME SHOW, "Mustaches & Mustard Gas!" Can you tell the difference bet...