Things Your Mother Never Told You

Random thoughts, lots of curse words, tons of spelling errors, and a comprehensive journal of Scott Caan stalking me.

Friday, June 14, 2013

We Didn't Start The Fire (AKA I'm sure your rape and Lil Jon)

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I have tried to use the "speech to text" feature on my phone. Especially while driving to cut down on "fingers on the phone...
Sunday, April 21, 2013

Preview to PHOTOS of Wrestlemania 29...

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This is about 5 minutes after arriving in New Jersey/New York for Wrestlemania 29: Andrew.  Kevin, with a brilliant idea. ...
Thursday, April 18, 2013

Return To Sender (Get it? It's an Elvis song about mailing shit)

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Three things a kid never says they want to be when they grown up: 1. A Maintenance Man 2. An Elvis Impersonator 3. A conspiracy theor...
Thursday, February 28, 2013

"I Have A Bad Feeling About This..."

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Ilya Bryzgalov has adopted a kick ass theme to his goalie mask for the Philadelphia Flyers, Star Wars!  And none of that Jar Jar Binks shit ...
Monday, February 25, 2013

Lincoln was English?

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“A British actor shouldn't be playing the part of an American President.” This is a gem I overheard at work this morning during a ...
Monday, January 14, 2013

Lift With Your Knees

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A buddy of mine’s father once told him not to lift with his back or he’s end up with “low hanging nuts.”  I don’t study the human body...
Wednesday, December 19, 2012

"Dear Santa" is a crappy movie

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Last night Julie made me watch a Lifetime movie called "Dear Santa."  I should be clear, when I say "made me watch," I ...
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