Things Your Mother Never Told You

Originally posted Tuesday, December 7, 2010 Famous Christmas Cards I found some fun Christmas Cards of a few famous families. I...

A REAL CONVERSATION I JUST HAD WITH SOME SPAM/PORN-BOT: Nov 06 4:34 PM: Martha Maher:   Hi Cutie its Jen, Hitting u up to give you ...

So this past year, I thought it would be smart to come up with some goals.   Actual, attainable goals.   Here are fifteen of them and how I...

I have a TERRIBLE memory.   I’m not sure if it’s a defense mechanism because I was felt up at summer camp (I don’t even remember if I went ...

Autumn begins in six days.   That gives me little more than a mere season to do all the things I had set out to do for 2012.   Which basica...

How about a period you son of a bitch! Though it's NOT the longest sentence ever published in a novel (many claim it is), Les Miserabl...

I think I’ve come up with a joke to offend EVERYONE. Here goes: “The North Tower of the World Trade Center is raping the retarded South...