Things Your Mother Never Told You

I have a TERRIBLE memory.   I’m not sure if it’s a defense mechanism because I was felt up at summer camp (I don’t even remember if I went ...

Autumn begins in six days.   That gives me little more than a mere season to do all the things I had set out to do for 2012.   Which basica...

How about a period you son of a bitch! Though it's NOT the longest sentence ever published in a novel (many claim it is), Les Miserabl...

I think I’ve come up with a joke to offend EVERYONE. Here goes: “The North Tower of the World Trade Center is raping the retarded South...

http://lickrosco.blogspot.com/2008/06/cookie-monster-america.html Will it be "4 more cookies!" or "A New Cook in the Kitche...

Is there nothing Sting can’t do?   Nobody is going to be trafficking Roxanne for sex…except Roxanne herself…(get it?   She’s a whor...

I wanted to write a blog about my vacation to Aruba …but I don’t want to make you jealous…and more importantly, I don’t have access to my p...