Things Your Mother Never Told You

Random thoughts, lots of curse words, tons of spelling errors, and a comprehensive journal of Scott Caan stalking me.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Victor Hugo gets his period

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How about a period you son of a bitch! Though it's NOT the longest sentence ever published in a novel (many claim it is), Les Miserabl...
Thursday, July 12, 2012

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I think I’ve come up with a joke to offend EVERYONE. Here goes: “The North Tower of the World Trade Center is raping the retarded South...
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

I Vote for Cookies!

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http://lickrosco.blogspot.com/2008/06/cookie-monster-america.html Will it be "4 more cookies!" or "A New Cook in the Kitche...
Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Police - STING!

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Is there nothing Sting can’t do?   Nobody is going to be trafficking Roxanne for sex…except Roxanne herself…(get it?   She’s a whor...
Friday, June 8, 2012

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I wanted to write a blog about my vacation to Aruba …but I don’t want to make you jealous…and more importantly, I don’t have access to my p...
Monday, May 21, 2012

The Banana Split (with 0 pregnant women)

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Saturday I was in Philly for an improv workshop and then I had 2 shows at night.   Rather than going home, I stayed and had an improm...
Friday, May 18, 2012

FIXED

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YES!  God Bless the great "Thinkers" in the I.T. Dept!!! They were able to salvage EVERYTHING from my computer, including my j...
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