Things Your Mother Never Told You

Please note my new profile photo. I name it either: "Bored at the theatre" (note the pretentious spelling) or "Kerry will ha...

So the weekend started off with Julie and I watching 2 of our neighbors being put into the back of the Medical Examiners truck. I'll as...

Mom always told me I should tell AIDS jokes. Which is weird, because she was saying it in '79, WAY before the epidemic was public. Am ...

Year after year, I hear more and more people getting pissed off about the increasing SEXINESS of Halloween. These "people" are us...

Here I sit at my new iMAC. Still getting used to a lot of it, like the lack of a backspace key. I thought to myself, "what is should t...

I think I have like 5 blogs. I only use 1 and sometimes not even that! But over the next couple weeks I’ll use this as my film blog. I al...

I own 3 AC window units. About a month ago I put the first one in. Every year I try and wait out the summer as long as possible, but like ...